A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there’s a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. So she’s peels it off and starts screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!” The waitress says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.”
But the blonde keeps screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!”
Finally the manager comes over and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken. You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as a prize!”
The blonde says, “No it’s not a mistake. I’ve won a motor home!” She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads.
President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They’d spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out. “The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. We learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette. President Clinton frowned. “Russian roulette is a dangerous game!”
The African leader smiled. “That’s why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you’ll have to play. I’ll show you how.” He pushed a buzzer, and in paraded a half dozen, magnificently built women who immediate shrugged off their garb. “You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex,” he told Clinton.
As you can well imagine, THIS got Clinton’s immediate attention, and he was ready to make his Dominoqq choice, when a thought occurred to him. “How is this related to Russian roulette?”
The African leader smiled evilly, leaned towards Clinton and in a soft, even voice said “One of them is a cannibal.”
A Trip to Las Vegas
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!”
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. “What do you think you are doing?” she screamed.
“I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1000 a year!”